So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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