I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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