Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
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Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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