Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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