She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
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why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
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Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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