Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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