so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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