Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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