Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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