oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
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Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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