The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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