Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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