That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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