At least make sure they are 18
Why
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Randomize
