i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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