what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
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So vagazzling was a success
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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