it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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