it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
foreskin is a definite game changer
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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