it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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