Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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