please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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