I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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