I'm lost and stupid without you.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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