what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
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he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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