The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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