with your own penis?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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