Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
