batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
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it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
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Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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