This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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