I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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