Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
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I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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