How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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