Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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