I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
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Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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