the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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