i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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