I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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