That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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