If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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