you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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