everyone is single if you try hard enough
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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