why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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