Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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