Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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