He is such a slut. More and more my type.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
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Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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