we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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