just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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