Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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