playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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