Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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