don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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