I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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